Time : 08.13
Location : Millennium Apartments, Birmingham
What is up with this ....
I'm an advocate of a coloured, patterned sock. In the past, it's been a 'pick up anything and roll with it' gameplan. That was fine when I worked in Topman (many, many years ago). Not so much now I am a budding, young professional.
So yesterday, when I went looking for a nice pair of quirky socks to rock (poet and I didn't even know it) I was stunned at my findings.
All these socks you see above are amazing. Well, that's just stating the obvious.
But ALL of them, are singles. How does this happen. I have literally no idea! My favourite socks, and I'm unable to wear ANY of them. That is some bullsh*t!!
I'd say my top three of the selection above, is probably
3 - Stripey middle one - like the colours
2 - Right hand sock - good detail which isn't well displayed in this picture!
And the moment you've been waiting for ....
1 - Blue with brown horses. OBVIOUSLY.
But on a serious note. Can someone please explain where all my socks have gone? There's definitely a sock thief on the loose in Birmingham.
He/she MUST be stopped.
Lesson of the day - Look after my stuff!!
