Tuesday, 14 January 2014

Day Fourteen : Starfishing

Date : Tuesday 14th January 2014

Time : 20.06

Location : Millennium Apartments, Birmingham

Oh bed, why are you so comfy?

OK - I don't know whether I made this up (perhaps someone can inform me) but tonight, I once again get to practice, and hopefully perfect the dying art of 'starfishing'. 

Incase this is something I've completely made up - allow me to explain.

I am spending the next 5 nights alone in the flat, as my jet-setting girlfriend is being whisked away to Berlin for work. 

Although yes, it means many cold, lonely nights where I have to sleep fully clothed to escape the cold, it also means I get to take up as much space as humanly possible (I think I do that anyway though) without any long-term consequences i.e. a knee in the back / quick swipe of the duvet. 

Starfishing. Definition. The art of sleeping like a starfish. 

Lesson of the day - Starfish at any opportunity! I've been looking forward to this all day! 

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